So anyway just finished lunch
Mum cooked abalone Porridge for me :D
and so I'm going to type some conversations I had with my mum
She's just so funny and weird sometimes
1st scene
(My mum is very particular about the friends I have
Which mum doesn't)
Jing: (talking on the phone) Yah hahah blah blah
Mum: ( Comes in without knocking) WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS TALKING ON THE PHONE!!!
Jing: (Stunned) errrrrr
Friend on the phone : Right.....
Mum: Who that ???
Jing: My friend
Mum: Who LAH!!!
Jing: Enya
Mum: HUH wad Nya?!
Jing: ENYA!!!!!!
Mum: Oh ok . . . don't take so long ah
Jing: -___-
Mum: (Closes the door but comes in again less then 2 seconds) See Lah I Forgotten what I wanted to tell you le
Jing : What?!
Mum: Oh yah are you going out tomorrow?
Jing: O_o !!!
Scene 2(Mu mum says weird stuff)Mum: Darling ah!!! Why are your foot steps SOOO HEAVY? Jing: er Maybe Cause I'm big sized?!Mum: Well mummy also Fat what but you don't see me Walking like a HinoJing: Hino?!!!Mum: Yah lah Hino the Big big animal with 2 horns on the noseJing: RINO!!! mum it's RRRRRINO!Mum: Ok why must you walk like a rino? Try taking lighter steps like a ballerinaJing: I'm not a ballerina mum( Chew apple and stopms off)
And I try to walk away but I keep telling myself
She's the one for me
'Cause her love is so contagious
It keeps pulling me in
We were meant to be
And I can't leave her